I know most here are just angsty teens but I really am disgusting

For example, I am not circumcised and tend to accumulate what some of us refer to as "d*ck cheese". For some reason I love how it smells. It has the consistency of wet corn starch and stinks of moldy cheese. Go figure right? It varies in color from dark yellow to off white.i guess some girls love the taste and was thinking about starting my own cheese-of-me online business.