I Laugh At Pick-up Lines
Here's my pitch for pick-up lines.
It is a set-up that requires a wing-man and talk about a former girlfriend.
One needs companionship and props, wingmen, and girls who are interested. So have a friend audibly console another about his break-up, acting like he is sympathetic for the guy who just split up and then say well that frees you up for all the women who have been missing out since u were together "with her." Then the guy who is apparently being consoled can say well I am feeling better. It was for the best. We weren't really right for each other. I know I'm in pretty high demand, but don't feel like it would quite be the right fit with any of these girls either. I guess I just have really high standards. " Then the girl who overhears that is supposed to think that this is a guy that is desirable because other women obviously want him, is available since he just exited a relationship, and is a challenge to please since he sets a high bar for admission to being in a relationship with him. Thus if she is confident and desirable and free, she should feel intrigued and challenged. Then the guy the wing-man says, you know I will set u up. How about that girl over there. She looks nice. Who knows she could be right for u and he, the wingman asks her, "Coffe, or soda, or how about tea?"
It is a set-up that requires a wing-man and talk about a former girlfriend.
One needs companionship and props, wingmen, and girls who are interested. So have a friend audibly console another about his break-up, acting like he is sympathetic for the guy who just split up and then say well that frees you up for all the women who have been missing out since u were together "with her." Then the guy who is apparently being consoled can say well I am feeling better. It was for the best. We weren't really right for each other. I know I'm in pretty high demand, but don't feel like it would quite be the right fit with any of these girls either. I guess I just have really high standards. " Then the girl who overhears that is supposed to think that this is a guy that is desirable because other women obviously want him, is available since he just exited a relationship, and is a challenge to please since he sets a high bar for admission to being in a relationship with him. Thus if she is confident and desirable and free, she should feel intrigued and challenged. Then the guy the wing-man says, you know I will set u up. How about that girl over there. She looks nice. Who knows she could be right for u and he, the wingman asks her, "Coffe, or soda, or how about tea?"
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