You've just been made emperor of the world, what is your first act?

designing my gigantic obsidian palace in Antarctica

Mine would be to get rid of the Middle East. Its enough already!! They've had enough time to get their act together.

Outlaw organized religion. You can believe in whatever the fuck you want, just do it by yourself.

Build a wall around the planet and make Mexico pay for it

Turn the town of Slough into a depressing theme park.

You are all now my pets 😈

Partay