A New President ... Another Summit ... But the Same "Russian Idiot." So, Sing Along...
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot2ifVM32I0] Don't wanna be a f'ing Russian idiot Don't wanna be some Putin pinko commie nut Nor want to live where the land never thaws I never learned my alphabet from ahh to jah
They all live on borscht and bear meat And they live in apartments without heat They don't even know what's a shopping mall And you know what else is puzzling? All that Vodka that they're guzzling Can't take 'em seriously at all
Nerve agents and chaos is what they export They treat murder just like it's a real sport They think their accent is mysterious That it makes them sound more imperious
Sure they got their national anthem As the Red Army goes goose-steppin' But they got Maria Sharapova Never pushed that button called "Reset" Dream of flyin' a MiG fighter jet From Murmansk to Kamchatka
Don't wanna be a f'ing Russian idiot And I can't stand Vladimir's crafty smugness Tell you the truth, he makes me kinda nervous So we need a higher state of readiness
Always hear the same kind of story Him talking about past days of glory Tell me what kind of freaks are that obsessed? It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin' So quick, before they see it comin' Time for a pre-emptive strike!
Every American is saying exactly that about Joe, it's the butterfly affect that's rooted in 1913, forget his first name, some American reporter turn coat, John Ried I want to say.
