Ladies, gentlemen, and what have you, may I have your attention, please?

It has come to my attention that a certain individual who likes to call people gay has mistaken one of my comments as racist. This is because I responded to a comment about me (allegedly) giving blowjobs to black basketball players. The comment was then edited by its author to remove the reference to race, in order to make me look like a racist. That person then claimed he had made no reference to the basketball players in question being black.

This tactic seems to have only worked on right wing extremist assholes, in particular one who makes constant references to the "back door", and whom I suspect might be gay.