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Shocking New Poll Of Dead Citizens


CNN is releasing results of their latest political poll that demonstrates how dead people are vastly under represented in presidential elections. They 'dug up' statistics showing that less than 20% of the total voters in Chicago for example are dead. When the dead were asked about their party affiliation 115% of responding dead voters said they are 'die hard' democrats and would support Slow Joe Biden in November. Dead voters are dying to be heard!

So, if you were dead, who would you vote for?
Why shouldn't dead people vote?
You... you... you DEADIST!

#DeadVotesMatter
Budwick · 70-79, M
@FairyGirlGemma [quote]DEADIST[/quote]
I do know that dead people prefer mail in ballots 2-1
4meAndyou · F
@questionWeaver 😂😂😂
OMEGA · M
Dead "lives" matter...???




Even have their own "autonomous zones"



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losthorizons · 51-55, M
This guy is a complete idiot. That’s the best they got? Yikes@waleskinder
jackjjackson · 61-69, M
Adstar · 56-60, M
Is this deadaphobic bigotry ? We need to start a DLM movement..

Dead Lives Matter.. 😡 Dead Lives Matter..😡
Dig me up don't shoot 😡 Dig me up don't shoot 😡

Thanks [b]CNN[/b] .. [b][u]C[/u][/b]rematorium [b][u]N[/u][/b]ews [b][u]N[/u][/b]etwork for sicking up for the oppressed
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@Adstar
Hey...I watch CNN
Budwick · 70-79, M
@HoraceGreenley Don Lemon w/o makeup?
Dead voters have notoriously voted Democrat
nedkelly · 61-69, M
Dont worry we have the same problem down under, dead people voting 4 - 5 times, and still receiving a disability support pension
Budwick · 70-79, M
@nedkelly [quote]dead people voting 4 - 5 times[/quote]

4 - 5 times! That's outrageous!
This is why we need voter ID!

LOL
@nedkelly We need more talented dead people... if yours are knocking out 5 votes each
@nedkelly adds a whole new meaning to “voting from Down Under”
Adstar · 56-60, M
Evil privileged denying Red Neck deadophobes oppress innocent nice dead people😭 Do not watch if you are a snowflake liberal.. This oppression is really graphic. 🥺

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_XQ-X_US7U]
4meAndyou · F
The Grateful Dead!!! 😂😂😂
Budwick · 70-79, M
losthorizons · 51-55, M
That’s frigging ridiculous but true. How can they not stop the fraud??
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
I can help you with this
All you need is a shovel
Ingwe · F
our dead also come out to vote
Lol. Still desperately trying to prove voter fraud is a thing even though your own GOP hack George the village idiot Bush spent billions and came up with bubkes.
Dlrannie · 31-35, F
They must have been the 1.4 million dead who received stimulus checks with Trumps name on them 😂
Budwick · 70-79, M
@Dlrannie I guess Trump has those votes in the bag then!
introvertguy · 41-45, M
Trump..he is brain dead
introvertguy · 41-45, M
@questionWeaver Thank you..nicest compliment I had all day
@introvertguy

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-YwlJtip7k]
Budwick · 70-79, M
@introvertguy [quote]nicest compliment I had all day[/quote]

And I believe you!
QuixoticSoul · 41-45, M
Rightoid boogie man #6546
luckranger71 · 51-55, M
@QuixoticSoul This would be super cutting edge political humor - if it was 1960.
Budwick · 70-79, M
@QuixoticSoul [quote]Rightoid boogie man #6546[/quote]

South Chicago rapper, shot and killed by another South Chicago rapper
during a South Chicago Rapper show in 2012. Grave marker #6546!

 
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