"I’ve been a trooper for almost 12 years, and wow, I’ve never heard this excuse. I’ve been in a lot of high-speed chases, I’ve stopped a lot of cars..

...and never have I gotten an excuse that they were teaching their dog how to drive."

https://www.ajc.com/news/wish-could-make-this-man-teaching-his-dog-how-drive-leads-cops-high-speed-chase/1SVgrqhi0igaBS23a27lpI/

The only thing that could have been better about this story would have been if it had occured in [b]FLORIDA[/b]. 😉