What would happen if Britain invaded the USA ?

The Beatles did in '64...

Somewhat of a leap of imagination given the limit size of our armed forces compared with the USA.

But if we did. Claim it in the name of the Queen. Reverse the USA constitution replace with our unwritten one.

Queen on the throne, removal of secular state. Queen is head of church of England so that would become state religion.

UK laws imposed. No guns, no death penalty, same sex marriage permitted... Etc

We'd laugh, and send you back home to your tea and crumpets again. 😄

Lots of fireworks!!

Biscuits and gravy would be a bit odd

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They'd get their ass kicked AGAIN!
😂

Full adoption of the metric system. Changing from mph to kmh. Replacing the Statue of Liberty with one of the Queen. Cricket to replace Baseball. Rugby Union to replace NFL. Bog snorkeling to replace Ice Hockey. Boris to replace Trump.

We would force them to get rid of the pads and helmets and play Rugby,replace baseball with cricket ,play hockey on grass and teach them that the letter ‘U’ exists.

Since they are roughly a third of the size of Texas ... they would be decimated

They would all get shot by a gun loving nutjob

Didn't that happen in 1964?

They would get lost and tie up traffic from driving on the wrong side of the road, and when they needed more petrol we would tell them all we have is gas.

We beat England once, we'll do it again...this time with 1 arm tied behind our back!

Trump would attempt to block the illegal immigration, Democrats would welcome the invasion

We fooled them in to thinking they had kicked us out so why would we want them back again 😂

They'd get half a mile in take one look an say "you sure we really wanna live here?".

First thing we do is burn Whitehouse down again lol

The Queen would have a stroke. People would never adapt to a steady diet of bangers and mash, and lastly you don't have a big enough population to conquer us all. 67 million in the UK vs. 329 Million in the US + the undocumented ones of course. 🙂

Why would they?? All they have to do is buy a few politicians, rig a couple of elections and let it be known they did to start division which they fuel themselves, then wait for the division and political paralysis to tear the country apart. Sound familiar?

Burn down Washington again?🤔

America would die laughing.

I'm pretty sure we would lose.

We’d be as one! 👌🏻😜

British would learn to cook some different dishes?

Become law they can only eat McDonald's once a week with small fries, lol

You’d lose...
And really...would you want us?
Were a bit much!

Lol my the state of Virginia alone would win that war.

Hammers would have to re-locate

Didn't workout the last time they tried it.

Lots more tea and biscuits!

There would be a lot of paperwork!

It would be a bloody failure.

Blimey!

An overload of bangers and mash? 😛

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Britain would pick up America's residents and take them back home, then give the Indians back their land with the assurance it was just a misunderstanding.[/c]