President Trump's New Press Secretary Should Be...

I think its a bit churlish putting in Marine Bob and Jacko for the role. One works for a living and both need to show their faces in public again. Hannity is your man. Used to talking complete crap and having an audience with the IQ of a mud fence.

It is a close one. Hannity and Jack can both lie and obfuscate as well as Sarah, so they meet all the criteria.

Stormy Daniels

Honored to be mentioned but not interested in the pay cut.

Pinocchio would do pretty well as the new Press Secretary. He wouldn't be able to tell lies.

I highly doubt he will even have another.
If he does, some lacky, ass kissing, unknown dolt would be my guess.

Becky Romero

Alec Baldwin. But he’d have to do it in costume.

@Jackjjacksonjr is a good bullshitter 😉

Haha, saw this question and immediately thought of a few right here on SW that I think would be amazing at the job.

I thought it was going to be Twitter?

Madea 🤣😂

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John Barron.

Vanna White

ME