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DragonFruit · 61-69, M
There’s no King of Alaska....they have a governor.
Allelse · 36-40, M
@DragonFruit There will be once I've had a chat with the lizard people!!! See, they'll get Trump to sell Russia back to the Russian crown for 50 roubles. And the lizard people will make it so im a long lost claiment to the old Russian crown!!! Tzar Damien of Alaska!!!
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
They hang out on sunny rocks
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KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@Allelse Just because they rule the world doesn't mean they're not still ectotherms
Allelse · 36-40, M
@KingofPizza2 Exactly! Which is why I dont think they'll mind making me king of Alaska. Lizard people wont want to hang about in Alaska.
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@Allelse Aha, mutually beneficial! They might go for it then
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Byron8by7 · M
1-800-4lizard
QuixoticSoul · 41-45, M
Ring up Ted Cruz.
awhitedot · 46-50, M
Pray.