Does Trump fear the rain because of his hair or that he will melt?

As long as you agree that even though he hired Matt Whitaker and is on record saying the opposite, he doesn't know Matt Whitaker, that he never met with Matt Whitaker, and that he never talked to Matt Whitaker, he doesn't care what you think about him and the rain. Deal?

the spray tan will melt 😨

It's a convenience thing. His hair will "collapse", and his tan will melt, requiring an additional 2 hour re-touching session. He would rather do this, only once per day.

He's afraid he will get all wrinkly and ugly and CNN will call him "FuckFaceDonnie".

He doesn't like the color of it.

It's not yellow.