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Who should Trump choose to give his own eulogy ?

And what might he/she say ?
BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F
Vladimir Putin:

"He made me better".


Stormy Daniels:

"He paid me better."


Kim Jong Un :

"He made me bigger."


Omarosa Manigault:

"He called me ni***r."


Arnold Schwarzenegger :

"Hasta la vista, noodle boy"

@BatRinseRepeat 🤣🤣🤣
windinhishair · 61-69, M
He'll pre-record it:

"Here lies a man who was the greatest man in the history of man, since there was a man. Including Jesus. Everyone has been saying it. He had the bigliest and best buildings and a bigly presidency. The bigliest electoral victory ever, the most votes ever, the bigliest inauguration in the history of inaugurations--bigger than Lincoln's. Everyone said he couldn't get to 270, but he got to 306. Everyone knows he was a stable genius who built the wall, saved the world from North Korea, saved clean coal, and Made America Great Again. Even the failing New York Times and the Fake Media are saying it. No one, even the man who wasn't a hero John McCain, had a more bigly funeral with more people. Look at how many are here. The most people ever, and more people fighting outside to come in."
Graylight · 51-55, F
The only one who will eulogize Trump is Trump. And it will be the,best eulogy, the only eulogy ever given from the dead, the longest most successful and beautiful eulogy ever, let me tell you.
Fernie · F
@Graylight A EULOGY LIKE THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN!!! (heard)
"What you are seeing and hearing is not what you are seeing and hearing." And Everybody knows it, even dead people know it. @Fernie
Fernie · F
LyricalOne · F
CEO of Frito-Lay

Thodsis · 51-55, M
Himself. Nobody else could express things in his unique way....
@RodionRomanovitch Who, Dubya ?
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
@bijouxbroussard How ironic, is that. Churchill said he did his best thinking, brick laying (it was a hobby).
No mention of fucking stupid walls, from him though!
Fernie · F
@Harriet03 that stupid effing wall..get busy wallboy!!!
Fernie · F
The song should be "ding dong the whiny little bitch is dead..."
I would do a good job! I think perhaps I might get with him on that.

My Eulogy for Trump would be a lot like a formal letter with a 'heading' , introduction, body , and closing.
I would include anecdotes of humorous and serious occasions between business partners and friends that revealed the warm and caring nature beneath the ugly face painted on him by his adversaries. I would not spend too much time on the fact that he was figuratively 'evil incarnate' in the minds of those whose toes had been stepped on because of politics. It would be a simple remembrance of a strong spirit that stood bravely in the face of insane opposition. I would mention some of his greater accomplishments, and perhaps subtly clear the air concerning some of the horrible conjecture that his political enemies surrounded him with.
The rhetoric would definitely focus on the man he was , and not the man that was fabricated by the media and some of the more outlandish halls of academia.
HerKing · 61-69, M
@puck61 [quote]Come on. This is the real world.[/quote]

Will that be your defence in court if you sexually assault a woman?
@HerKing Trump didn't sexually assault anyone. What he did was no different than (as I have already said) sticking a five dollar bill in a strippers G string!
HerKing · 61-69, M
@puck61 [quote]Trump didn't sexually assault anyone. What he did was no different than (as I have already said) sticking a five dollar bill in a strippers G string[/quote]


Really? 19 women say otherwise. His wife said he raped her until she was leaned on to withdraw the accusation. And oddly , although Trump called them 'horrible people' and was going to sue them all, he never has...funny that..


But as I asked would you use it as your defence? [quote]Come on. This is the real world. [/quote]
I was thinking Don Jr. from his cell.
“Thanks Dad for throwing me under the bus.”
@RodionRomanovitch
Manafort is definitely going to do some serious time without his jackets but no matter how badly he wants it; he will never be “Family”.
RodionRomanovitch · 56-60, M
@SomeLikeItHot As long as he keeps his mouth shut he's worth more to Trump than any of his idiot offspring.
@RodionRomanovitch
It doesn’t do him any good
unless he gets a good bunkie.
Knowing him, he’d [b]pre-record[/b] a eulogy that began
“Here was a great man, [b]bigly[/b] outstanding in his field...a [b]stable[/b] genius...”

And he would have it played over and over as his gold coffin was carried out by twelve pallbearers...
RodionRomanovitch · 56-60, M
@bijouxbroussard The reality is that it will most likely be a very low key affair. I can't actually imagine anyone still willing to maintain the pretence once his fat ass has shuffled off.

It must have absolutely killed him to watch the outpourings of respect and affection for John McCain , knowing he could never hope to come anywhere near to that.
@RodionRomanovitch Yes. Spite, pettiness and jealousy are Trump’s biggest failings as a [b]person[/b], so I’ll never understand how so-called “normal” people ignore it. They wouldn’t accept that behavior from anyone else.
His ghost.
"Fake news, there's never been a more alive corpse.
The most amazing corpse ever."
@EarthlingWise LOL ! 😆
Sarah H Sanders, "What He Meant Was" and Rudy "Truth isn't Truth" he pardoned himself he just stepped out for a minute.
He'll ask Alec Baldwin to be there to eulogize. . I'm sure he will plan a military parade with the Space Force flying overhead. @softspokenman
RodionRomanovitch · 56-60, M
@softspokenman To infinity and beyond !
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
Ivanka might be the only one left with any kind words for him.
HerKing · 61-69, M
It'll be written by and read out by Pence. And written in the third person the way Ole Donny would have liked it. Complete with 4th-5th grade reading age. Lot's of biglies, tremendous, fantastic, me, me, me, me, horribles, working really really hards...
RodionRomanovitch · 56-60, M
@HerKing I'm actually beginning to despise Pence almost as much as Trump himself.
@RodionRomanovitch What makes Pence so scary is his actual intelligence combined with religious fanaticism. Unlike Trump, he won’t be doing for self as much as for [b][c=#7700B2]Jesus[/c][/b]. If he’s ever in charge the long held ideal of separating church from state will take a beating.
RodionRomanovitch · 56-60, M
@bijouxbroussard That whole charade of the separation of power has been well and truly revealed already. It might actually prove to be a boon in the long run , now that people are able to see just how much influence those puritans are able to exert on government policy.
daisymay · 51-55, T
I'm sure he's already recorded it and will stipulate that only his recording will be played.
Northwest · M
There would be plenty of SW volunteers. Most block me. Don't expect any of them to fact check.
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
Me, me, me please sir me, me!
jackjjackson · 61-69, M
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Fernie · F
Somehow he will do it himself
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
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RodionRomanovitch · 56-60, M
@jackjjackson I had come to expect better of you jack.

 
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