So would you rather be Trump’s toupee or Melania?

*commits suicide instead of either*

i rather be an elvis impersonator.


which i thought about seriously off and on for years.



OH GOD.. OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I honestly think his toupee is an alien and takes over his twitter account but I can't imagine being married to him so I take the toupee.

I'd rather be his greasy underwear

Hard to say... 🤔

Melania is as phony as Trump's toupee. I wouldn't want anything to do with either one of them.