If you were the absolute dictator of a country... what would be the weirdest law you pass ?

From this day forward, there shall be no more duck face selfies on all social media.

Everyone must learn Mandarin Chinese

Everyone HAS to have a cat present when they eat a taco
Oh and everyone has to masturbate publicly

Monday is work day
Tuesday is get shit done at home day
Wednesday
Thru
Sunday is do whatever days
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Not changing your radio station in your car when you take it into the garage for servicing, grrrrrr!!!! 😡

Everyone has to smile all the time

It would be illegal to eat cereal in the shower.

everyone has to send nudes to everyone else!

All politicians would have to perform every public function in the nude.

Term limits so dictators could never remain in power :)

All pringles purchased must be brought to me immediately

Total nudity for all everywhere, all the time..