I don't see why ANYONE would ever want to fornicate with a toaster or ANY household appliance, for that matter. [I Have Never Had Sex With A Toaster]

It's just totally beyond me.

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HannahSky · F

I said the same thing until I talked to @SW-User about why he did.. Apparently it's the warmth and setting controls

empanadas · 31-35, M

@HannahSky and the 3rd degree burns

HannahSky · F

@empanadas I'm not sure why he likes that 😂

empanadas · 31-35, M

@HannahSky this sw don't try to understand just accept

HannahSky · F

@empanadas 🧘‍♀️ acceptance acceptance 🤢

SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

@empanadas It's because I like my dick seared

empanadas · 31-35, M

@SkeetSkeet 🤣🤣well then i just learned a new word to describe myself