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I Have Never Had Sex With A Toaster
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I don't see why ANYONE would ever want to fornicate with a toaster or ANY household appliance, for that matter.

It's just totally beyond me.
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DavidScott · M
Toasters need love, too
mrlopez · 26-30, M
this is sw... that's all i have to say
smileylovesgaming · 26-30, F
What u mean fornicate with a toaster?
Ugh get on my level scrub!
MilitantIrishman · 26-30, M
I wanted the kind of love and warmth that only sex with a toaster can give
mrlopez · 26-30, M
[@8731,MilitantIrishman] and burnt marks
MilitantIrishman · 26-30, M
[@1161949,mrlopez] love hurts 🥲
alongalone · M
Fuck ONE toaster and you're labeled for life..
HannahSky · F
I said the same thing until I talked to [@8731,MilitantIrishman] about why he did.. Apparently it's the warmth and setting controls
HannahSky · F
[@1161949,mrlopez] 🧘‍♀️ acceptance acceptance 🤢
SkeetSkeet · 90-99, F
[@1161949,mrlopez] It's because I like my dick seared
mrlopez · 26-30, M
[@849619,SkeetSkeet] 🤣🤣well then i just learned a new word to describe myself
Menas · 22-25, M
Maybe they were trying to tan and harden their part
Why not? 🤣🤣🤣 Maybe the popping up sound drives them wild
Wolf90 · 31-35, M

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