What do I do if my dog is transhuman?

OKay, so I'm not 100% sure, but I think our Baby Girl is a human trapped in a dog's body. She hasn't been given much human food but that's all she ever wants. She sits at the table like she's a human and sleeps in our beds just like a human would. Before long she'll even start TALKING like a human! What do I do to prevent this!? Our poor little baby has no idea the sins she's committing!

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CanarysCry · 46-50, F Best Comment

Don't panic. Dogs have been created in our image. Centuries of careful breeding and domestication has created these wonderful bundles of pure love. Your baby girl just wants to please you. She emulates your human behaviors because she wants to be like you. If you want her to behave more like a dog you will need to be firm and consistant in your training. You are lucky to have such a beautiful soul (your dog) in your life.

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