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Koala 馃惃 bears are mean mfers

The average koala attack victims suffer 300-500 bites from them! They apparently try to suffocate you by smushing their butts against your face so you can't breath! Not so cuddly now are they!

*the more you know sound*
Captainjackass
31-35, M
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Captainjackass 路 31-35, M Pinned Comment
Dammit I got them confused with wombats
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Mordi 路 31-35, M
And they have plenty of chlamydia. Also, a bifurcated penis and a couple of vaginas, depending on gender. Sick bastards. That is why I sometimes identify with them.
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Fernie 路 F
I know that animals are being destroyed on this planet so we don't need you demonizing them
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SW-User
@Fernie: :(
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Fernie 路 F
@Chernobylplayground: I can't help it
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SW-User
@Fernie: Tiz ok
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NunIover
They sound like a fat chick
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SW-User
@Nunlover: hahhaa
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SW-User
That is so disappointing
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SW-User
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oLu7znwQ0]
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dumpstermeow 路 41-45, F
Good thing they sleep 23 hrs a day. Just make sure that thing isn't awake while you're asleep
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SW-User
@dumpstermeow: well no wonder they are attacking people ..
I'd be pissed to if I was getting awoken all the time
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deadpoolshady 路 26-30, M
Iirc they also carry a whole bunch of STDs
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Fernie 路 F
@deadpoolshady: what???????????
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PervertedPrincessOfDeath 路 26-30, T
You mean they stole my first date moves! 馃槻
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Cooper802Forever 路 22-25, M
koala: That's it breath it in....smell my butt 馃槇
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JaggedLittlePill 路 46-50, F
Lol they are evil little things!
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