Cats or dogs?

I ate both dog and cat as it was truly part of the local cuisine while in the Army when I was stationed in South Korea.

Dog and cat both resemble beef in flavor, but dog is way more tender and edible! Cat is like chewing on a beef flavored rubber dog toy before you have to spit it out because your jaw muscles ate worn out.

Now move to the present I own and breed Rottweiler's. I tell each one go ahead and bite me. I already know what you taste like, and what kind of side dish to serve with you!!!!!

Cats. Why ? Because I prefer animals who do not lick, roll in and eat shit.

Potatoes