Here's what I think would've happened if Hilary Clinton had won.
1. She would have had a very public lesbian affair with the Queen of England. It would be huge. And the only guy into it would be Ellen Degeneres. The rest of us would throw up.
2. She would've made a Vine and Musically account where shed desperately try to further appeal to my generation. And every speech shed come out dabbing or doing the mashed potato or that one leg dance from the 90s while mouthing to her team "Is this what the kids are doing?" She also would've done the mannequin challenge in the Oval Office.
3. Women would become increasingly more obnoxious since we can't hit them and they'd feel empowered with a female president. Tires would be slashed and cars keyed around the world. Until eventually we'd enter the Dawn of the Planet of the Bitches where they were the dominant gender. They'd then castrate us like the family dog and force us to go shopping with them and say they aren't fat in those jeans.
Just to clarify I am dead serious. This would've been the outcome.
2. She would've made a Vine and Musically account where shed desperately try to further appeal to my generation. And every speech shed come out dabbing or doing the mashed potato or that one leg dance from the 90s while mouthing to her team "Is this what the kids are doing?" She also would've done the mannequin challenge in the Oval Office.
3. Women would become increasingly more obnoxious since we can't hit them and they'd feel empowered with a female president. Tires would be slashed and cars keyed around the world. Until eventually we'd enter the Dawn of the Planet of the Bitches where they were the dominant gender. They'd then castrate us like the family dog and force us to go shopping with them and say they aren't fat in those jeans.
Just to clarify I am dead serious. This would've been the outcome.
