If you saw an escaped elephant in the street, would you help the zoo keepers get it back?

I'd quickly paint it's toenails red and hide it in a cherry tree until the fuss had died down, then take it home to live in our woods.

Maybe I'd ask the Elephant what I can do in order to help it escape.

I'd take it as a pet and train it to trample protesters...

I figure that would depend, on what [i]kind[/i] of [i]zoo[/i] the elephant was escaping from. IF I knew, which could certainly not be the case.

I have been charged by an elephant once. We decided to politely give way, as it didn't belong to a zoo and was allowed to have whatever space it wanted.

Call Don Jr for a discounted hunting trip

I would take the elephant home as a pet and call him George.

Neither. I’d hide.

The Trump kids will shoot it for you.