Pet lovers....

@rottenrobi That's just deplorable. Letting your pets on the furniture and on the counters and shit. These are animals that eat own feces, for Christ sake.

@BlueMetalChick Lol! I'd love to see my pit bull on the countertop. 🙄
You said couch and bed, in your question. For the record, my dogs only lick their butts, they don't eat their feces. Deplorable to you, but not to me.

@BlueMetalChick I'm cool with it, so ...
Guess we're not having a sleep over. ;)

@rottenrobi just a second here... did you say your pets lick their buttz while on your furniture?

@TheReaverCleaver pretty sure they do. They're dogs, right?

@rottenrobi No we sure as hell aren't. I don't wanna walk around smelling like a greasy ass pit bull.

@BlueMetalChick Lol! Well, she's not greasy, but okay. 😔

@rottenrobi All dog breeds produce a thick oil from their skin which coats their fur. We produce skin oils too but dogs don't shower every day like we do.

@BlueMetalChick Hey I shower twice a year even when I don't have to.

@BlueMetalChick But she's so damn cute!

@rottenrobi oh my lord... please tell me you dont allow them to continue licking their buttz when you see them.. tell me you make them get off the furniture to do that! [b]Tell ma![/b]

@TheReaverCleaver Of course I dont let them do that when I'm around. I do have my limits. Lol.

@MrBlueGuy well then you may be concerned a pet in some of these houses

@rottenrobi limits? That should be a rule!

@TheReaverCleaver Like I said, I'm cool with my dogs being close to me, on my couch or my bed. Call it a rule or limits, I'm not going to sit there and listen to them lick their butts, but it does happen.

@rottenrobi so you never know if you just sat on the cushion that has just been ass licked upon... then that little wet spot on your butt gets transfers from location to location!?

@TheReaverCleaver Okay, okay... I have my dog's ass spit on me everyday.
Is that what you want me to say? Lol.

@rottenrobi I'm trying so hard to restrain myself on account of our friendship...

...but that mf ain't no fucking "cute."

You never have to filter yourself with me, @BlueMetalChick. I know where you stand on dogs, and I love you anyway.

@rottenrobi I dont know what to say here... I mean...

YOU TWO.. @rottenrobi @BlueMetalChick ... get a room
And take a pet? Or not idk

@TheReaverCleaver
She will probably never have a dog... friends can agree to disagree, right?

@rottenrobi Scoooo-by Doooo

@TheReaverCleaver lol. You're funny.

@rottenrobi wait....?¿?¿?
What is that...
That smell?