I’m bored with life so I think I’m going to take a taxidermy class.

Ohhhh sounds like a good hobby. My friend is one, & he loves it.

ok.. you should specialize in avant-garde fornicating wildlife scenes. start with like a racoon doing a opossum.. then maybe a vulture doing a fox! just go wild with it.

There is a certain kind of art in taxidermy. Sounds creepy right?

Ive a pet elephant that has died. Can you help? John here a Brit in Singapore

Sounds like a lot of stuffing around!

Stuff me

the only sensible thing to do

then you learn to be a mortician as well and pick up composting. If it dies, you'll handle it.