Do you know why

@waleskinder sigh

no, I'm not trying to kill them. The assassination attempts are all on their side. They're getting better at it, too. When I walk them, they turn the leashes into a piece of gymnastic equipment like those ribbon routines in the Olympics.

And with a name like hiroshi, where else would you be from but Boston? And own Chihuahuas.

@Mamapolo2016 lol exactly. I haven't lived in Boston for years, I grew up in Jersey it's just somewhere in the middle the accent stuck. It's strange. First people assume, "Oh he's Asian, he can't speak English." But when I open my mouth and the Boston accent comes flying out (especially in Chicago) that people are confused.

I gotta say I like this world better in some regards. I was 16 before I knew about pizza. Twenty-five before I heard about tacos.

@clamenza yeah, but I live in an apartment laughingly called a studio - has a bedsitcookreaddress room and a bathroom. I just received 30 lb of chow
Which I meant to do - and twenty pounds of milk bones.
Do you know how to go about being made a ward of the court?

@Mamapolo2016 Lol.. it would be nice to claim as dependents as much gets spent on them. The IRS frowns on that though. Do you even have room to store the chow and bones? Lol

@Fernie well, they are that. Thank goodness. I was quite unraveled after getting the plastic collar off my bottle of Vape juice