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I Am a Flirt

Your love is the grease that puddles on the pepperoni and snakes across the melted cheese. Clogging my arteries bit by bit. Infecting my heart and leaving me at your mercy.
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Do you find such lines make your lady swoon? 馃
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@SW-User You're funny. 馃檪
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@SW-User This required someone else funny to make it work. I give you props.
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@SW-User Thank you. 馃
JarJarBoom41-45, F
when reading this...i pictured this guy reading it out loud
JarJarBoom41-45, F
@SW-User i really think that resurrecting dom deluise from the dead might be worth it just so he could play pizzathehut in an erotic movie. This might be his last chance for oscar gold
SW-User
@JarJarBoom he immediately came to mind for the part. I think resurrection is in order.
JarJarBoom41-45, F
@SW-User where is melisandre when we need her?
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@SStarfish since I first met you 馃槝
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