I Love a Good Joke

In the Garden of Eden, As everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve, Without any clothes. In this garden, Were two little leaves, One covered Adam's, One covered Eve's. As the story goes on, Never the less to say, The wind came along, And blew the leaves away. At the sight, Adam did stare, There was Eve's treasure, All covered with hair. And wonder came, Under Eve's eyes, As Adam's thing, Started to rise. They found a spot, That suited them best, A nice big tree, Where they began to rest. Her legs spread wider, And wider apart, While thrill after thrill, Came into her heart. The head of Adam's thing, Peeked into the hole, And filled her with passion, Beyond her control. Backward and forward, His thing did slide, And Eve's treasure, Was all wet inside. The joy was good, She wouldn't let loose, Until Adam's thing, Was all out of juice. Then down through the years, People did screw, And now it is time, For me and you. So pull down your pants, And lay in the grass, Cause I'm in the mood, For a piece of that ASS!

Three horny cheerleaders decide to take their boyfriends to a hotel and get fucked. So they check in at the hotel and go to their rooms. But their parents get worried for them and go looking for them. They find the hotel and go inside. They go up into the hallway and hear their girls. From one room they hear a loud scream. They barge into the room and shout, "why are you screaming?". The cheerleader replies, "because it hurts!". Then, in the next room they here giggling, so they bust into the room and shout, "why are you giggling?". The cheerleader says, "because it tickles!". Then, the parents listen and listen, but cant hear the last girl, so they ask the other two where she is. The girls show them to the last girls room, and kick down the door, to find the last of the girls still being fucked. Her parents ask her, "why the fuck werent you screaming, or giggling?". The cheerleader immediately answered, "but you told me not to talk with my mouth full!"

thats why you keep asking for my photo :) hahahahahaa

Funny

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