I Am a Meat Eater

Much hilarity round our house tonight. My very good friend dropped a brace of pheasant in my car for me to bring home. As I came in, there was my wife.

'Cor, look what I've got!' I said excitedly.

'Ewwwwwwww......yuch, what the bloody hell are you doing with those? Get them out of my bloody way.'

'Don't worry, I am going to butcher them now.'

'Don't be getting feathers everywhere. Don't let the dog get hold of them. Clean the worktop after you. Make sure they're in the bin. Don't make a bloody mess.....'

Anyway, the breasts and legs have been taken off them and they are ready for the pot. You can come out, now, wifey. What a pantomime!