When you were a kid, did you ever talk back to your parents?

Nope. My dad beat the shit out me enough for doing nothing wrong.

I was such a sarcastic asshole I drove my mother nuts.

Before I could talk I literally chewed my way out of 6 playpens.

One time I stole my mother’s cell phone. Re named myself as Jesus in her contracts

An I’d wait till like 2:40 am.

Then text her

“Go to church”

Back talk in my house would have meant a swift slap across the face and an ass beating later.

A couple times when I was a teenager

From a good head start running distance

Oh yeah. Always quite the event.

I am a kid, no I do not..

I didn't!

All the time

Always