What is mum saying?

Just wait until your father gets home

You drop the attitude right now, young lady, or I'm going to blister your bottom.
What daughter is hearing: Yada, Yada, Yada, Yada, Yada, Yada, Yada, Yada, Yada, Yada, Yada, Hot Air, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Bloviate.....

Keep up with that attitude and I am gonna whup your ass Missy LOL.

Get your paddle right now, young lady, and meet me in your bedroom! You're going to have a very sore bottom!!

Young lady, you're getting a spanking!

MOM: "And Susy just had her first period".
Daughter thinking: Just kill me now.

"Don't give me that look"

"I told you, your brothers are not playthings!"

Should have swallowed.

Anal is birth control

I am sure yours will grow.