What's the weirdest/funniest thing your baby ever did?

threw up all over her horrible auntie

I would cry if my hands got even a little dirty. The rest of me dirty was fine, but my hands had to be clean from what my mother told me. My son was the same as a child. Daughter liked getting her hands dirty.

Sling spaghetti all over the ceilin! Quite amazing

What baby? Is there something I should know?

Fall into a toaster

I don't have a baby