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They sound like virgins.
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Myzery 路 41-45, F
@HoraceGreenley: Then his first wife has some explaining to do about the kids! 馃槀
Myzery 路 41-45, F
Storks? 馃槀
HoraceGreenley 路 56-60, M
@Myzery: Check out my latest post.
HeavenBesideYou 路 56-60, F
Some men will just use any excuse to talk about p***y... Especially those that aren't getting any. lol
Myzery 路 41-45, F
@Noahkahol: The Dude abides. 馃
SteelHands 路 61-69, M
@Myzery: Yeah I reread some of the replies and figured that. *wipes sweat from brow*... *continues hoping nobody finds out I live like a monk* 馃槍
SteelHands 路 61-69, M
You women get so cute after you turn 50. This dude only trys to abide. What else can a mf do? Mom warned me there's be days like this. lol
A guy told me if a woman had clear skin (blemish free) she was horny. They just make up dumb shit. Its funny.
HoraceGreenley 路 56-60, M
It's call wishful thinking.
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SteelHands 路 61-69, M
I thought it was if she has a mole abover her lip she's hot to trot and if there's a blemish under her chin her father's a train conductor. lol
HoraceGreenley 路 56-60, M
that's a new one on me. But men do try to extrapolate what a woman would be like based on her appearance. In my experience, they don't know shit.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout 路 41-45, MVIP
yeah right.. vaginas are like a box of chocolates...
Myzery 路 41-45, F
I would think it would be.
You cannot tell a man's nether regions based on his body shape...
You cannot tell a man's nether regions based on his body shape...
Summer 路 51-55, F
Stupid... but funny. Thanks for the laugh.
Myzery 路 41-45, F
I am glad to be of service. 馃榿
SW-User
heh. send me a pic, I'll tell ya. o.O
Myzery 路 41-45, F
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SteelHands 路 61-69, M
Must've tried and been cold shouldered. It sounds like that kind of statement. File it under "F-G" for Lesson of the Fox and Grapes.
MrBrownstone 路 46-50, M
Was she wearing yoga pants?
Myzery 路 41-45, F
No. 2 were in t-shirts and jeans and one in a polo shirt and khakis. 馃槀
Two are about 50ish and one was 38.
Two are about 50ish and one was 38.
NeuroticByNature 路 41-45, F
Hmm very interesting. 馃
SW-User
What a load of old toss...!!
SophieC 路 31-35, F
BS!
SW-User
No.
tenente 路 100+, M
Myzery 路 41-45, F
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