What is the wildest thing you've ever done in public

We dont do wild; we are saints 👼🏻

Jk

Well .was sitting with friends in the park on the grass on a hot summer day
But didnt realize i was sitting in fire ants
I jumped up stripped off my shorts and panties and start smacking and hitting those ants
Then i heard clapping and ALL was looking at me i gpt dressed quickly and left as i left someone yelleb encore lol