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Which Is better: distance or number of squirts?

From a ketchup bottle, of course

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Itsmrsockmonkey · M

Number of squirts

AbbySvenz · F

😏@Itsmrsockmonkey

ian2watt · 61-69, M

@Itsmrsockmonkey definitely!!

sally1981 · 41-45, F

Timothy only squirts his load once all at once and he groans when it is released.

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irishmolly72 · 56-60, F

@sally1981 Has he considered the circus?

sally1981 · 41-45, F

@irishmolly72 As a Clown.

FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F

It's better to shake it so it's not so watery on that first squirt

sarabee1995 · 26-30, F

Neither matters as long as you don't get a bunch of water first. So annoying. 🙄

AbbySvenz · F

Nothing worse than a runny squirt @sarabee1995

sarabee1995 · 26-30, F

@AbbySvenz Lol, exactly!

AccursedAlexander3 · 31-35, M

@AbbySvenz how thick is your squirt? From a ketchup bottle that is?

DrWatson · 70-79, M

I don't see much point to placing my burger far away and then aiming for it with the ketchup!

So, I'll go with number of squirts!

(Unless, of course, we're talking about a food fight!)

Viper · M

@DrWatson [quote]I don't see much point to placing my burger far away[/quote]

And what about your hotdog? 😏

sarabee1995 · 26-30, F

What's critical is avoiding the ketchup water. 🙄

@sarabee1995 seeing only the question and your answer in my feed was terrifying.

sarabee1995 · 26-30, F

@SooperSarah 🤣🤣🤣

AbbySvenz · F

Omg I hate the dribblies when I squeeze it!@sarabee1995

irishmolly72 · 56-60, F

Why can't I have both?

The only other thing I ask is that I have time to put my glasses on.

Zakattack86 · 36-40, M

Number of squirts more than distance🤗 Personally I love both haha

chillout17 · M

Like a combination of both

Pdad49 · M

Go with volume! Number of squirts!

Winston335 · 56-60, M

That’s a tough one 🤔
If you have a good grip on it and squeeze real hard you can put an eye out 🤷😂

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Winston335 · 56-60, M

@AbbySvenz have to sure .. we wouldn’t want things to get out of hand 😀

AbbySvenz · F

If it’s out of hand, how else do you squeeze it? 🤔@Winston335

Winston335 · 56-60, M

@AbbySvenz good point .. but sometimes if there’s enough pressure built up it’ll shoot on its own

gdon39 · 41-45, M

I’m going with first squirt for distance and then the next , many many more squirts for flavor…..I’m good with getting it all over me and repeat

maturedragon · 26-30, M

depends on what you are talking about, one thing is the number the other is the distance although which is which idk

Valerian · 100+, M

Number of course.
Distance is very dependent upon gravity.

SomeMichGuy · M

@Valerian Do you often hit the bottom of a ketchup bottle when it points with a positive projection on the local vertical?

dsrice · 56-60, M

Number of squirts - Needs to be quality though, don't like it when there is water first.

ExperienceDLT · M

Number of squirts
Gotta be sure the fries 🍟 is covered real good

Gorps · 51-55, M

When you shake a new sauce bottle
Some'll come and then a lott'l.

SheCallsMeCrushDaddy · M

after the first huge squirt, there will be no need for more. LOL

Teslin · M

Well, ketchup needs accuracy, so number of squirts.

BKS03 · 22-25, M

It’s all about the perfect volume.

Onestarlitnight

More squirts are always better 😏😂

wudifu · 46-50, M

Hahahahahahahahaha

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

I find distance more fun.

Bklynbadboy12 · 31-35, M

The number of squirts

Number of squirts 💦💦💦💦

LibertineWolf · 51-55, M

Number

Canicu69 · 70-79, M

Number

1490wayb · 56-60, M

i see someone from MIT has finally solved this problem...yahoo!!
have developed a special non stick coating for containers. we better invest now

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Gorps · 51-55, M

If you shake a new sauce bottle
Some'll come and then a lott'l.

LILREBELDOM69VAMP69 · 46-50, M

Number of squirts that I can make you have more than 10

JimboSaturn · 51-55, M

None, I hate ketchup.

AbbySvenz · F

More for me 😁@JimboSaturn

JimboSaturn · 51-55, M

@AbbySvenz Enjoy!

oldercanuck1 · 70-79, M

the number there can never be enough ,,,,,

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Gotallota · 36-40, M

It’s the volume ... puddle or pond ?

AbbySvenz · F

oldercanuck1 · 70-79, M

as long as i get to eat it it does not matter ,,,, lol

Valerian · 100+, M

Pick a new Best Comment Miss Abby.

Myself11 · 61-69, M

I say number of squirts

Just saying 😉

pdockal · 56-60, M

Distance

AbbySvenz · F

pdockal · 56-60, M

@AbbySvenz what's your record

TravelingMassageMan · M

Number I think

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496sbc · 36-40, M

ha lool

aboveaverageaveragejoe · 51-55, M

You've gotta have both, you need distance and you've got to get a good number of squirts out.

BigGuy2 · 26-30, M

Number ... not from a ketchup bottle 🤭🤭🤭

AbbySvenz · F

BigGuy2 · 26-30, M

@AbbySvenz 🤪

welshowen77 · 46-50, M

Volume 😂

wexxxxcccc · M

Number of squirts in my experience. Especially if you get it all over your pants. The ketchup that is.

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okaybut · 56-60, M

@wexxxxcccc With you on the squirts, it is a quantity thing over quality.

Well, from a man's perspective. :)

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Canicu69 · 70-79, M

@AbbySvenz it isn’t messy at all and so it gets all over the place. The thrill was there. That is what’s important.

Canicu69 · 70-79, M

Cum

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PhoenixPhail · M

Wheeew! *wipes forehead* That was a close one.

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PhoenixPhail · M

@AbbySvenz (That's happened.)

AbbySvenz · F

😳

SomeMichGuy · M

@AbbySvenz I hit the end of the tent I was in, beyond my head, but that was a few years ago...but I was about 30.

Surprised the heck out of me, but I was very very excited & had edged...

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