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What are the chances YOU could be my significant other?

My standards are pretty low so don't be shy 👄

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SW-User

Very thin

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SW-User

@Marta do you like ice cream 😋

Marta

@SW-User yes I had ice cream on waffles earlier why?

SW-User

@Marta I love it

HannahSky · F

I don't think I'm fun enough for you

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Marta

@HannahSky now we are getting somewhere 😉

HannahSky · F

@Marta I'm trying to experiment 😉

Marta

@HannahSky experimenting is good makes life more interesting

I'm a lot older and I want a lesbian relationship. So I doubt it.

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Marta

@SW-User lol

@Marta I can use my Too Faced Unicorn and the Norvina palette to look younger. You look 40 and so will I. This may work.

Sold out Unicorn palette.

https://www.toofaced.com/shop/eyes/eye-shadow-palettes/lifes-a-festival-unicorn-palette/90672.html

@SW-User Liar.

SW-User

Im a tg.. you can double your closet..

Marta

@SW-User yes

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Marta

@seeandhear so it's a yes?

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Rocknrod · 61-69, M

@seeandhear 😅

SW-User

i still have a penis... but i dont want to be a dick about.. lol.. sorry bad joke..

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@SW-User 😂 now that was funny.

SW-User

@Degbeme thanks

PhoenixPhail · M

The chances are pretty low. I'm old enough to be your father. You wouldn't want to go to bed at night and feel old age creeping up on you....

And outside of what "significant other" means to most people, we are spiritually ALL significant others to each other. There's only one, and we're all connected. ❤️

Marta

@PhoenixPhail you might be

PhoenixPhail · M

@Marta Thanks for thinking so. Gives me something to think about tonight. 😘

Marta

@PhoenixPhail I'm glad

11knaves11 · 41-45, M

Where do I send the resume?

Marta

@11knaves11 to my inbox

11knaves11 · 41-45, M

@Marta on the way 📩

SW-User

Next to nil 🙂

Marta

@SW-User 😫 but I'm nice honest

SW-User

@Marta Hahaha EN! 😍

Marta

@SW-User meanie 🤸

xixgun · M

Slim and none. Sorry, I’m taken

Marta

@xixgun I won't tell her

CharlieZ · 70-79, M

Marta, I´m more older tan shy.
Don´t you have a single aunt of about my age?

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CharlieZ · 70-79, M

@Marta But I´m bald.🤣

Marta

CharlieZ · 70-79, M

@Marta Buenas noches, Martita.
As a good oldie grandfather, I´m going to sleep now.🤗

JimboUk · 31-35, M

We are progressively falling further and further apart you and I. Your claiming into the gutter as I'm getting out.

Marta

@JimboUk hop back in

JimboUk · 31-35, M

@Marta temptation is an bitch.

Rocknrod · 61-69, M

Since your standards are low. Would you take a guy with a big belly ,bald and a short tool? I'm asking for a friend.😅

Marta

Rocknrod · 61-69, M

That's awesome..... I mean ill let him know. Lol

approachingmyexpirationdate · 61-69, M

if they are very very very low...pretty fair

if you're blind

and have no standards.

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approachingmyexpirationdate · 61-69, M

@Marta I KNEW it - we HAVE met before!
:)

Marta

@approachingmyexpirationdate I tried to hide it

approachingmyexpirationdate · 61-69, M

@Marta and forget it too, no doubt!
:)

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

I doubt you could keep up with me 😉

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Marta

@HoraceGreenley no just very nice and I'm the shy type

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

@Marta Well I don't bite...unless you want me to 😉

Marta

@HoraceGreenley 😻

SW-User

I have high standards so will that raise your standards..

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SW-User

@Marta i am pretty cool.. lol

Marta

@SW-User and pretty

SW-User

@Marta no im ok. Your very pretty..

Axelerator · 26-30, M

I'd expect there's a decent chance if you're into the calm/stoic/ridiculous and very nice type :)

Marta

@Axelerator 🤔

Axelerator · 26-30, M

@Marta ikr

SW-User

weirder things have happened (don't ask for examples)

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SW-User

@Marta for sure maybe lol

Marta

@SW-User we will see

SW-User

@Marta 😄😥

OlderGent1965 · 56-60, M

Probably fairly minimal, alas, but it could be interesting...

Marta

@OlderGent1965 are you bald?

OlderGent1965 · 56-60, M

Balding on top... is that a plus or a minus? ;-)

wackidywack · 22-25

huh, sources saying they're a little low

Marta

@wackidywack OK

wackidywack · 22-25

@Marta said to try again in 3 months lmao

Marta

@wackidywack OK its in my calender

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Marta

@pixelmann do you have a bad heart ?

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

Well since I am already married. Slim to none. Plus I`m too old for you.

Marta

@Degbeme you would be my perfect partner

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Marta awwww... sowwy. 😟

Danez · M

I was just thinking the very same thing. How weird is that? 🤔

Marta

@Danez very 🤔

Rocknrod · 61-69, M

I could be if you like being told what to do.

Marta

@Rocknrod 🤷‍♀️

Rocknrod · 61-69, M

@Marta Or have your pussy eaten at least once a day😊

Rickg · 31-35, M

If you’re willing to take me I’d say about er idk a 100%

Marta

@Rickg 😎

Whyme · 46-50, M

Why not???? Well sugnificant age gap

Marta

@Whyme it's not a big deal

Whyme · 46-50, M

@Marta sweet

Reflection2 · 36-40, M

No chance s

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Marta

@Reflection2 it's all about me, I could change your mind

Reflection2 · 36-40, M

@Marta Don't even try, young lady. Old farts don't changed.

Marta

@Reflection2 yes they do

Dshhh · M

I am certainly "other" and i feel sginificant!

Marta

@Dshhh that's nice

NotJamieM · 46-50, M

Its possible. You have a cute eye, so there's that. :)

Marta

@NotJamieM I guess that's something

Pcat82 · 41-45, M

I could be if you dont mind the age gap.

Marta

@Pcat82 not at all

Pcat82 · 41-45, M

@Marta 😘❤️

DIMaverick4 · 41-45, M

With red lips .. very high lol ;)

Marta

@DIMaverick4 nice

Diesel95 · 36-40, MVIP

Oh lord given this week pretty slim lol

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

5050

Marta

@JohnOinger it's going down every day

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@Marta I'm Glad Your My SW Groupie

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@Marta So What Do You Think Of Rutterman And Would You Do Him

SW-User

it is close to zero😞

Marta

@SW-User I'm not sure

deadgerbil · 22-25, F

prob pretty low lol

Marta

@deadgerbil 🤷‍♀️

Pfuzylogic · M

I own a store full of everreadys!

snofan · M

Then I could be in

PrivateHell · M

Not low enough

Marta

@PrivateHell 🤔

Withintent · M

Get in the van!

SW-User

@Withintent 😍

nah bruh

Marta

@Insomniac100 well that's rude

SW-User

00005%

GBPackersFan · M

😂😂 well if that’s the case then it’s fair game for all the dudes on SW.

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jackson55 · M

Not likely, lm way too old.

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