What is your worst misheard lyric?

There's an old country song called "I Was Country When Country Wasn't Cool," which as as a lyric, "I'm just glad we're in a country where we're all free to choose." A friend of mine, hearing the song for the first time, got a shocked look on her face and asked, "Did she just say 'we're afraid of Jews?'"

Bon Jovi's Livin' on a prayer:

"We've got to hold on to what we've got, it doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not."

I didn't think that but a friend once said it and it was funny as hell because it actually worked too.

There is song on the airwaves at the moment which I was horrifed to hear said "with my d$ck in the air" ...when I listened for the 4th or so time I heard it was actually "with MAGIC in the air" 🤦‍♀️

I've been hearing almost every line of psychosocial by Slipknot wrong for years but I can't remember exactly what 😂