What are some of your most misinterpreted song lyrics?

"Blinded by the light, revved up like a douche and a rubber in the night."

Excuse me, while I kiss this guy!

Macy grey's 'I try'
' though I try to hide it, it's clear....
I wore goggles when you were not near'
Honestly, listen to it..... always makes me chuckle!

For many years, I thought Manfred Mann sang "wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night" 😚

On that song "Perfect" when Sheeran sings "standing on the grass", I thought he was singing "Standing on the cross"...cause he said grass in his British accent.

Hermans Hermits-- "I'm Henry the VIII I am."
For the longest time I would have put money on it that it was "I'm Henry the Ape I am"

Gordon Brown...
Golden Brown by The Stranglers

😂'Played' ??

Also.... up town funk
'Don't believe me joe swash
( probably only English people will know who he is).