Ed Sheeran - In love with the taste of poo.
The urinal isn't the best place to find a turd
So the cubicle is where I go
Me and my friends at the table doing diarrhoea farts sniffing fast and then we let it go
Come over and start up a competition with just me
And trust me I'll give it a shart now
Take my hand, stop, put Van the Man on the jukebox
And then we start to soil our pants, and now I'm singing like
Girl, you know I want your
Your crap your crap is bowel made for somebody like me
Come on now, put my mouth over your ring.
I'm in love with the taste of poo pull and push like scatmen do. I'm in love with your faeces.
Last night you were in my room now my bedsheets smell like poo.
That was crap.
So the cubicle is where I go
Me and my friends at the table doing diarrhoea farts sniffing fast and then we let it go
Come over and start up a competition with just me
And trust me I'll give it a shart now
Take my hand, stop, put Van the Man on the jukebox
And then we start to soil our pants, and now I'm singing like
Girl, you know I want your
Your crap your crap is bowel made for somebody like me
Come on now, put my mouth over your ring.
I'm in love with the taste of poo pull and push like scatmen do. I'm in love with your faeces.
Last night you were in my room now my bedsheets smell like poo.
That was crap.
26-30, M
