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I Love a Good Laugh

Guys: The best way into female's heart (etc.!) is to make her laugh. It means you are intelligent, not dangerous and a good communicator. Being rich and handsome doesn't hurt, of course, but making me laugh .... that's where the attraction really starts for me.
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SirSukl · 70-79, M
On a comical note, Thursday past, I was at the annual meeting of the North-Eastern Oklahoma Police Chief's Conferance,owing that this year it was a BBQ at the firing-range.
Although I'm not in law-enforcement, I was invited to attend by the Deputy Chief of Police of _________. It was a beautiful day and I looked forward to the opportunity to get out and enjoy the weather.

As the festivities were just getting started, there were only about 250 guests present when our Chief of Police began his little welcoming address to those assembled.
I was standing near the back of the crowd and among the others around me were the Chief's Wife.
Well, life usually finds a way to put me in the path of whatever lightening is about to strike, and that afternoon was no different.
As the Chief was in the middle of his little speech, the ring-tone I have assigned for anonymous callers rang out loud and clear to anyone within about 5 meters of me.
I don't know if you are familiar with American "adult animated TV shows"(like "The Simpsons") but there was one called "Beavis & Butthead" that was a risque satire on a couple of adolescent horn-dog dopers. Their usual dialog was always lude, rude, crude and socially unacceptable.
My ring-tone for anonymous callers is a wav file clip of Beavis in his dry, smart-assed tone saying; "Uh..you wanna like, shut-up!...RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHIEF'S WELCOME ADDRESS!
One of the detectives from our department was standing about 2 meters from me and, with a grin, looked at me and inquired, "Is that Beavis?" "Yes," I replied, "ain't timing wonderful." Much to my chagrin. As I turned to my right to see the Chief's Wife's reaction, I noted that she seem to be biting her lower lip to keep from breaking into hysterical laughter!
The assemblage of guests included an Assistant US Attorney for the NE Okla. Region, several Assistant District Attorneys, Drug Enforcement Agents, ATF Agents(Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms Div. of the US Treasury Dept.), visiting Police Chiefs, Deputies Chiefs, Sherrifs, US Marshalls, and assorted detectives, policemen, and Sherrif's Deputies...many of whom clearly heard Beavis' call for silence!