I think my Instacart shopper's a hoe... Either that or a small time dealer. I've gotten the...

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I think my Instacart shopper's a hoe...

Either that or a small time dealer. I've gotten the same guy 3 times now and he's far more "attentive" than any of the other shoppers are. He gives the same kinda vibes as the pizza delivery guy from 80s porn 😅

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sciguy18 · M

You might not want to order any sausage...

LucyFuhr · 56-60, F

@sciguy18 Meh...sausage was on for $4.99, at that price 😏

LMAO

Keeper · M

"Shall I put this in the meat fridge for you"?

"I picked out melons that reminded me of you"

"I know you are very picky about your salami"

"Speaking of corn......."

Shall I stop? 😏

LucyFuhr · 56-60, F

@Keeper Literally crying right now! 😅😂🤣

P.S. You might wanna consider becoming a shopper too 😏 LOL
P.P.S. Nevermind, you forgot the 🍆

Keeper · M

@LucyFuhr I'd be so good at it 🤣

LucyFuhr · 56-60, F

@Keeper I'm not even hating on it; it's a great lil hustle
Who needs an OnlyFans when you can Instacart your way to 🤑 LOL

Turtlepower · 36-40, M

Lolol

Arorin · M

What is he buying?

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Arorin · M

@LucyFuhr ah those people in stores that won't help you if you have a question 😒

LucyFuhr · 56-60, F

@Arorin They probably [b][i]would[/i][/b] help...if you were a woman LOL

Arorin · M

@LucyFuhr if I was a women I wouldn't look any friendlier and if make sure of it 🤣

MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M

chad

LucyFuhr · 56-60, F

@MartinTheFirst Super Chad
...he used to have a shirtless pic too LOL

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