Out of all the unrealistic things about "Iron Man", the least believable is that Tony Stark chose Gwyneth Paltrow's ugly ass over all the other women.

It’s still not as bad as Bruce Wayne and Harvey Dent fighting over Maggie Gyllenhaal in The Dark Knight. She’s so...average looking.

@BlueMetalChick For someone with no breasts to brag about and a flat butt to boot, I see your point. But looks aren't [i]everything[/i]. At least she showed she actually cared about Tony Stark when she saw him removing his suit full of bullets and got freaked out (0:22)...

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What, she ain't that bad... I mean.. Physically, mentally yeah.... That girl is oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. Not even yo y'all can't with what it be, brem... ┴┬┴┤•ᴥ •ʔ

But Gwenyth has pussy candles. Maybe that's why he chose her.

She won his heart with vagina smelling candles, obvs

not a fan of the candle huh ?

AI-ron man is very realistic

For damn sure

You're mixing up the actress with her character, fantasy with reality. I don't like that.

Even he could have gotten zoe ?

Reslly? I like Gwyneth Paltrow.

Horses for courses

Shitty movie. Shitty genre. Fuckem all.

🤣he was probably tired of the fast women.