Out of all the unrealistic things about "Iron Man", the least believable is that Tony Stark chose Gwyneth Paltrow's ugly ass over all the other women.

Dude could have gotten almost any chick in the world and he chose the woman responsible for "Goop."

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But Gwenyth has pussy candles. Maybe that's why he chose her.

CrustyDDingus · 36-40, M

@quitwhendone that's a good reason not to choose her

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@CrustyDDingus You read my mind 😂

CrustyDDingus · 36-40, M

@BlueMetalChick Honestly if she's dumb enough to be shoving candles up her waffle then she needs a fire marshal, not ironman 🤣