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Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
“You can’t handle the truth!”
luctoretemergo · 61-69, M
goodfellas...
“Am I some kind of clown?”....
“Am I some kind of clown?”....
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
“I have a bad feeling about this” (every Star Wars film)
“Have fun storming the castle” (The Princess Bride)
“Have fun storming the castle” (The Princess Bride)
Happymedium · 51-55, F
🤔[b]YOU [/b][i]talking to [b]ME[/b][/i]?
😠YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
😏How [i]you[/i] doin?
😠YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
😏How [i]you[/i] doin?
“Lord help me Tom Cruise!”
saintsong · 41-45, F
Smelly cat o smelly cat what are they feeding you smelly cat o smelly cat it’s not your fault!
SW-User
You have a problem because the last guy that punched me has a dent in his forehead the size of my pinky ring, and he dribbles when he smiles.
Dutch 1991
Dutch 1991
Chevy454 · 46-50, M
If she doesn’t reach over and open that lock you dump her and dump her fast.
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
[c=#800000]"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse." [/c]
Mguinm · 51-55, F
"I'll make you an offer you can't refuse."
"Do you feel lucky punk, well do you?"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
"We don't need no stinkin' badges."
"You can't handle the truth!"
"Nobody puts baby in the corner!"
"Do you feel lucky punk, well do you?"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
"We don't need no stinkin' badges."
"You can't handle the truth!"
"Nobody puts baby in the corner!"
NeloAngelo · 26-30, M
"I have a wee proposition if ye wouldn't mind givin' me a few moments of your time. Would ye consider...JUST SODDING OFF"
Funniest line from the hobbit and has many applications :D
Funniest line from the hobbit and has many applications :D
“Lights....Lights would be good here”
Julia Roberts says to Richard Gere when they were in the car driving down Hollywood Blvd in
Pretty Woman
Julia Roberts says to Richard Gere when they were in the car driving down Hollywood Blvd in
Pretty Woman
Brawndo has what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.”
rjc36 · 56-60, M
I can smell a lie like a fart in a car.
SW-User
“Fuck you, pay me.”
Chevy454 · 46-50, M
No no you were a little out of order yourself. You offended him a little bit.
Get your fucking shine box.
No more shines
Get your fucking shine box.
No more shines
SW-User
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
[c=#000000]"Tom, can you get me off the hook? For old times' sake." [/c]
Lilnonames · F
Im leaving s w
But
"Ill be back"
But
"Ill be back"
LilBabyStephie · 51-55, F
Movie quote, no.
TV... Yes.
TV... Yes.
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