How can I survive nuclear attack??

@shadowplay: 👍

well that's sounds some gymnastic

@Youcannotfollowme: not when your body is melting!

@MyNameIsHurl: ha ha of course , the mushroom cloud force field ! good thinking !

I'm over here savin lives

@MyNameIsHurl: best seat in the house ! , Prays just in Case

Holy

@Invisible: i don't want to hide under table

@Invisible: ahahaha

@Peekaboo: cool

@johnwilson5039: I'm kidding. Empty the fridge and get inside.

@Peekaboo: i am not dumbo lol I know I will die instantly

he clearly asked 'survive' not 'avoid' ;)

Sounded like the better option
@Youcannotfollowme:

@johnwilson5039: Is that what you will teach our 5 kids..???? huh??? :P

@theoneyouwerewarnedabout: Jean Claude Van Dam might be able too

all hail JCVD

@FurryFace: saw a show he was in with a lit king size cigarette on the side of the bath tub while he was submerged under the water holding his breath until the cig burnt down to the filter , whats that like 15 min , lol

@FurryFace: Duck and cover.