Can I please date you?

Dating is the worst thing ever invented.

There's always Nose Sex

No. Happy hunting, though.

Thats gonna be a no

You can’t afford me

No, I'm a married woman old enough to be your mother. Best of luck finding someone more suitable.

Drop dead looser :). Just kidding but no.

If I get pizza

Ahh no

I am taking myself out - dates clashing sorry

the only girls you will get by asking this way are these