I Appreciate the Simple Things In Life

People on SW:

A girl: you are fat and ugly.
Me: Yes I am fat and ugly

Any old guy: you are retarded.
Me: yes i am retarded for you.

Any good female/male: you are nice person.
Me: you are also very nice 😉



People of an app I use:

A girl: you are such a sweet person.
Me: I am sweet because of you 😉

A guy: you are smart..
Me: we all are smart in some or the other way

A guy: *says something to prove me wrong*
Me: *humbly* yes you are right about it..