I Like Making People Laugh

When my husband was away on a course. I made a naughty video clip. I mailed it to my mother, by mistake!
I nearly died...

I threw a Big Gulp through an open window of someone's car when I was 22 because I was drunk and I thought they had slighted me. Alcohol and soda all over the passenger and driver.

Me and my three friends are smoking in our street at late winter night about 11 pm then suddenly my brother came out looking for me (he knows about me that i smoke but he wanted me red handed) then we entered in neighbors house and kept silent then from house a man shouted theif theif capture them, all the neighbors got wake up and looking for theif before which we somehow manage to escape.
The whole incident is very awful because if we get caught they dont blame us for smoke they would blame us for robbery.

When I was 19 and on a date with my first GF we decided to climb down into a dried out riverbed for... reasons. On the way down the rather steep slope my pants seam split from my groin down to my knees on both legs. I played it off and it ended up being nothing more than the source of a few chuckles, but I did have to walk back home after we were through. 😅

Second grade music resital as we were getting seated I turned to the kid next to me, stuck out my tongue, picked my nose, and eat the booger. In middle school I made friends with him and he showed me the video his mom had recorded it. I guess it was a very popular scene with his family. Lol😝😪😳

Heads, you give me your phone number, tails you go on a date with me.
*flips coin into ceiling fan, it's knocked out a window into the sea*

When I asked out my first crush in high school, I got kneed in the genital region and now I have a damaged and constricted prostate.

My best friend has a good one. We were like 13, I can!e over to his house to hang out. His younger sister and her friends were also there. He had an upstairs bedroom. His Mom shouted to get downstairs and that I was there. He didn't bother changing, which was weird enough. His dick was hanging out his boxers. We all pointed amd laughed and laughed. His sister and her friends made fun of that for years.

I crapped my pants twice in one day at school 🤣

No thanks

6th grade birthday party. All my friends there. I took a big drum solo. At the end, I stood up, and when I sat back down, my cheap, off-brand seat gave way and I fell right on my ass. People still spoke of it in high school!