Tell about the voicemails you receive. What are the usual contents? [I'd Rather Get To Know You Than Small Talk]

Haven't got voicemail. Why does any use it these days? Just send me a text.

“This is a courtesy call from the car warranty department….” 🙄

I deactivated my voicemail

" This is ___________ we are calling to let you know that your child has been contact traced with a possible covid case as and will need to Quarantine for 10 days " 😐

My elderly aunt didn't realise the answer-voice was automated and when she left a message for me, she started it with: [i]Can you tell her, can you just tell her.......[/i] 🤣

Clients wanting me to talk to me about things I’ve already spelled out for them in emails. And it’s almost always after hours or on weekends.

“Your car warranty is about to expire. If you wish to keep it activated, please call us back at …………”

Blah blah blah do something for me blah blah blah

Supermodels wanting my totally hot bod!

hey wheres our money