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akindheart · 61-69, F
well once upon a time i was sitting in a mediation with a guy who claimed he hurt his shoulder. little did he know that during discovery we found out a dirty secret. he got a vibrator stuck and had to walk to the ER where they had to do surgery because it was stuck in the on position. the end.
Straylight · 31-35, F
Semi work story as part of it happened at work.
I once took the sorting hat quiz to see what Hogwarts house I’d be sorted into. I got Ravenclaw and was annoyed because I wanted Slythrin. After vowing that this was not the last they’d hear of this, I went about my day.
Later, at work, a coworker asked me how long it would take to pull up a map file and make copies. I told her just a moment and says she hates the word moment because it’s not a real unit of time. I told her that it refers to the units hours were divided into on a sun dial. In modern time keeping it would be about 80 seconds. Then I realized that I [b]am[/b] a Ravenclaw.
I once took the sorting hat quiz to see what Hogwarts house I’d be sorted into. I got Ravenclaw and was annoyed because I wanted Slythrin. After vowing that this was not the last they’d hear of this, I went about my day.
Later, at work, a coworker asked me how long it would take to pull up a map file and make copies. I told her just a moment and says she hates the word moment because it’s not a real unit of time. I told her that it refers to the units hours were divided into on a sun dial. In modern time keeping it would be about 80 seconds. Then I realized that I [b]am[/b] a Ravenclaw.
