I Hate Social Justice Warriors

A short time ago a social justice warrior was suitably affronted. She had seen a blatant case of cultural appropriation. Three teenagers were listening to native American music and dancing to the music imitating native dance. Another boy was banging on a garbage can lid like it was a native drum. The horror. These blonde little twerps needed a lesson in cultural sensitivity. Little did she know that the blonde boys she had seen were in fact native American. They had dyed their hair blonde in union with their friend who is suffering from cancer.