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I Broke A Bed Whilst Making Love

Young and very much in love we set up home together in a private, rented flat. It came furnished which was just as well as we started out with virtually nothing.
We made love often, well, all the time really and one Sunday morning, during a particularly feisty romp, the bed collapsed at one side. After the initial shock, we both couldn't move for laughing. In fairness, upon further investigation it appeared there was a part missing from the old style bed and it was only 'balanced' in place. Fortunately my partner was a patternmaker and was able to fix it but I will never forget the shock when it happened and we never told anyone about it, until now!

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BronxDevil27

Killed my mothers favorite lounge chair out in the screen house one night. It died a hero.

kindashyone · 41-45, F

I just bet it did :-)

BronxDevil27

Mom still thinks someone snuck in the yard and stole that chair. Took ten years for the truth to come out. Told her "Ma I was fucking on that chair and it broke! I couldn't take her telling the story of how someone stole her chair. Broke it to her over dinner one night. Had to see Dads face. Priceless!

FireFox · 26-30, F

That sounds like real fun

Candice · 46-50, F

Oh great! 😄

CaptTibbles · M

Can't tell you how many things that have ended up broken while having sex. The funniest was when she broke a window and a group of teens outside started cheering us on

4185philip · 70-79, M

Happened to us in a caravan on a holiday park. Put a block of wood under it and left it like that at the end of our holiday. A very good holiday that was.

rasart1956

On can only imagine the look on both of your faces when it collapsed...thanks for sharing and giving us all a great laugh...

Newandimproved · 61-69, M

I did that once. A long long long time ago. The bed had wooden slats
S. we managed to break one of them

I have never been prouder in my life.

allevan

you must have been going at it

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kindashyone · 41-45, F

Pleading the fifth on that one ;-)

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funfan · 46-50, M

@kindashyone Did it happen again over the past few years? ;)

djjohnson · 41-45, M

lol...it is a bit of a surprise when that happens. And then after you kinds hope you do it again. lol

Normanwestie · 61-69, M

That has happened to me but I was on holiday & we had to admit it to the hotel owners what had happened

Justsimple

Hahahahahaha.....me and the Mrs have broken 2 beds already.....she rides wild

SW-User

For a "petite" person that must have been a pretty aggressive fucking session

SW-User

I've done this too, when I was at uni. My excuse is that the bed was old lol!

dentope3 · M

I moved one way and she moved another and broke her rib.try explaining that in the ER.

romell · 51-55, M

question is did u ...both still finish what productive activity u started hahahah

496sbc · 36-40, M

Wow thats is hot period, make love while slamming and break the bed. Wow

Tukudo · 41-45, M

Morning wood of your partner makes weak the real wood!😜

romper69 · 51-55, M

Amateur. I managed to break one making love to myself 🤓

Thisthinglovesyou · M

Wow. I can't wait for something like that to happen to me!

Justme5969 · 61-69, M

Mmmmmmmm would love a "romp" with you!!!

SW-User

Lol I'd love to make a bed collapse with you too😜

Beardedguy · 31-35, M

Cool sounds amazing good job ☺ i have pm'd you

SW-User

Love to break a bed or two with dirty delicious you😜

SW-User

Wow you must have been at it like jack hammers!! Lol

Dandingo · 46-50, M

Wow...he must have fucked you hard and rough

DIMaverick4 · 41-45, M

oh that would have been some lovemaking ;)

BRICSruleNATOiscrybaby · 31-35, M

Hilarious but gave me the sexual rapture too!...😜☺

Gforce1163 · 56-60, M

I did this once in a caravan while on holiday! 🙂

melbeacher

Laughing. Great story, thanks for sharing :)

Neoerectus · M

Made the earth move...more or less literally...

Skilllickous · 51-55, M

I’d love to see the shock on ur face 😂

awebventure · 46-50, M

I broke a chair that way recently. 🙈

Skilllickous · 51-55, M

Was he inside of you when it broke

Reflection2 · 41-45, M

Don't be so rough on bed again

Skilllickous · 51-55, M

Can we chat in pm iam from uk too

absomething · 31-35, F

how much did it cost??? LOL

wudifu · 46-50, M

We broke 3 in a year hahahahaha

Hotelroom38 · 51-55, M

ha ha hope you have a better bed now :)

dentope3 · M

better get my safety belt on

SW-User

i once burst a rubber doll lol

SW-User

We broke a stool in a hotel room once! 😳

SW-User

Msg me I won't bite😜

Bluesky53 · 61-69, M

must've been that good,

Normanwestie · 61-69, M

Has it happened since?

Puremichfun · 56-60, M

time for a new bed

SW-User

Msg me.. love to rp with you 😀

unknownpoetx · 36-40, M

are you that heavy?

callis40 · 46-50, M

haha good skills..😋

passion · 56-60, M

Wild and crazy lady!

AlexPett · 26-30, M

wanna do it again? lol

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